The IT Crowd (TV Series)
Are We Not Men? (2008)
Paul Bazely: Michael
Quotes
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[Jen has just told Michael that she's breaking up with him]
Michael : But why? I don't understand, I thought it was going so well. Was it something I did?
Jen Barber : No, no, it's hard to explain.
Michael : Tell me, Jen! For God's sake, you owe me that much.
Jen Barber : You... look like a magician, Michael. Alright? I'm sorry, but you do. I didn't notice it at first but then someone mentioned it and now I can't get it out of my head, it's driving me mad.
Michael : [confused] But I'm not a magician.
Jen Barber : I know! That's why it's not good that you look like one.
Michael : Well, what is it exactly about me?
Jen Barber : [incredulous] It's everything! There's *nothing* about you that doesn't look like a magician. It's everything! Don't you see it? Don't you wake up every morning and look in the mirror and think, "Jesus Christ I look like a magician!"
Michael : No.
Jen Barber : Well, you should! I would! If I was a... weirdy, beardy, magicianey man.