The IT Crowd (TV Series)
Friendface (2008)
Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss
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Quotes
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Jen : [Moss is pretending to be Jen's husband at her school reunion] So you remember what to do?
Moss : Big you up to the max.
Jen : By...
Moss : Listing your fictional achievements.
Jen : And...
Moss : Saying how lucky I am to have met you and talking about our sweet sex life.
Jen : Maybe not the last one. We don't want to sound too smug.
Moss : Hey, if I'm pretending to be married I'm pretending to be sexually active.
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Moss : We have two lovely children, Zenith and Quasar.
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Moss : Jen, why don't you tell them about your Bionic arm.