A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! (2008 TV Special)
Elvis Costello: Self
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Quotes
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Elvis Costello : Thank you Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most: the gift of not being digested by a bear.
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[Elvis Costello materializes outside the cabin]
Elvis Costello : What?
Stephen Colbert : Elvis!
Elvis Costello : Stephen! How did I get to your mountain cabin?
Stephen Colbert : It's a Christmas miracle! Oh, nothing can stop my Christmas special now!
[Elvis is immediately attacked by the bear]
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Elvis Costello : Thank you, Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most: the gift of not being digested by a bear.
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[Last lines; as the end credits are rolling]
Elvis Costello : [interrupting] Wait!
[singing]
Elvis Costello : Jingle Man, Christmas Boy, fighting crime with *toys*!
Stephen Colbert : That's it! I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee, Elvis. We got a Christmas special to write!