Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Invasion of the Secret Santas! (2008)

Corey Burton: Red Tornado, Professor Ulthoon, Thomas Wayne, News Anchor

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Quotes 

• Fun Haus : I was just playing around with my new toys, Batman. Is that so wrong?

  Red Tornado : Based on criminal records, most of your actions are wrong. Felony robbery, parole violation, felony assault, jaywalking.

• Red Tornado : Imperative: Fun Haus can not ruin Christmas.

• Red Tornado : Observation: Santa is not supposed to behave in this manner.

• Red Tornado : Was your child frightened by the false Santa Claus machines?

• Professor Ulthoon : Though archeology is a science that studies past human cultures, because it's aim is to ultimately understand mankind, it is also a humanistic endeavor.

  Billy : So, uh, Professor Ulthoon... is being an archeologist like it is in the movies? You know, with adventures and fighting bad guys?

  Professor Ulthoon : No, Billy. I am afraid it is mostly just reading books and research.

  [hearing tires squealing outside, he sees a truck about to hit two kids] 

  Professor Ulthoon : Excuse me one moment.

• Red Tornado : [decorating his house to try and get into the Christmas spirit]  Some variable is still missing.

  [cut to him caroling at a neighbor's house] 

  Red Tornado : [in monotone]  Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

  [the door is slammed shut in his face] 

  Red Tornado : Aw.

• Batman : This is about more than ruining Christmas. Fun Haus is a crook before he's anything else. And why do you care so much, anyway?

  Red Tornado : I am lacking Christmas spirit. It is something I wish to experience.

  Batman : It's overrated.

  Red Tornado : Observation: I am not the only one who lacks it.

  [giving him a present] 

  Red Tornado : Perhaps this will help us both.

  Batman : You shouldn't have.

• Red Tornado : Declaration: you will endanger these people no further, robot.

  [Fun Haus fights back against his tornadoes] 

  Red Tornado : Need more power.

  Batman : Tornado, you're putting too much stress on your body.

  Red Tornado : [taking down Fun Haus' robot, he beings to malfunction]  Odd. I am feeling a strange tingling sensation.

• Red Tornado : I am not detecting any Christmas spirit within you.

  Batman : Thanks, but I didn't get you anything.

  Red Tornado : Do not apologize. I understand giving exemplifies the holiday spirit, not receiving. Yet I still do not feel this spirit I am told of. There should be a tingling sensation, correct?

  Batman : When you start tingling, I'd see a repairman.

• Red Tornado : Observation: your children need another discussion about traffic safety, Mr. Jones.

  Father : Thank you so much, Red Tornado. Your heroics have certainly filled our family with the Christmas spirit.

  Red Tornado : Christmas spirit? Elaborate.

  Kid #1 : You know, that tingly feeling you get inside because it's the bestest time of the year.

  Red Tornado : This is not something I have ever been filled with.

  Kid #2 : Of course not, silly. You're just a robot.

• Thomas Wayne : Merry Christmas, son. Let's see what Santa brought you.

  Young Bruce Wayne : [picking up a present]  Based on the dimensions and weight of the package, and the sound of what's inside, I think I've deduced exactly what it is.

  Thomas Wayne : Our little detective.

• Red Tornado : Neptune is unihabited.

  Batman : No kidding. Search your database for Christmas movies featuring aliens.

  Red Tornado : Done. One reference: "Holiday for Neptunians". Produced 1954. The alien transmission was taken from the film.

  Batman : I'll herd them and draw their fire. You do the rest.

• Batman : They'll have you put back together in no time, Tornado.

  Red Tornado : Observation: it was an amazing feeling, Batman.

  Batman : Merry Christmas.

  [as Tornado is taken away, he gets into the Batmobile] 

  Batman : [finding a present inside, it's the nutcracker from his childhood]  Merry Christmas to you, too, Alfred.

  [getting an alert on his dashboard] 

  Batman : But crime doesn't take a holiday, and neither do I.

• Thomas Wayne : I know it wasn't the swashbuckler toy you wanted, but your mom and I thought a swashbuckler movie would be the next best thing. Did you like it?

  [Bruce turns a cold shoulder] 

  Thomas Wayne : Okay, then. Let's go home.

  [they enter an alley, and two gunshots are heard] 

  Young Bruce Wayne : Mom! Dad!

• Red Tornado : Merry Christmas, Batman.

  Batman : Now's not the time, Red Tornado.

  Red Tornado : But isn't Christmas tomorrow?

  Batman : Not what I mean. Tornado, behind you!

• Batman : Plastic. These are Earth-made toys.

  Red Tornado : Cross-referencing known producers of flying-saucer toys.

  Batman : You won't find a match for this stamp.

  Red Tornado : Stamp does not match listed manufacturers.

  Batman : I just said that. Like any artist with a giant ego, he has to sign his work. Don't you, Fun Haus?

• Red Tornado : Observation: the search for the bomb was only a wild-goose chase.

  Batman : Then what has he been trying to distract us from?

  Red Tornado : Christmas morning. I hope today, we both get what we wish for most.

  Batman : [flashing back to the night his parents were murdered]  Sometimes what you wish for most is the one thing you can never have. Speaking of wish lists, that logo. Fun Haus made the Presto Playpals. So that's his evil game.