Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Out of Toon/Hail Doofania! (2008)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Quotes 

• Norm : Does someone need a hug?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Of course not, you glorified waffle iron!

• Charlene Doofenshmirtz : [about miniature city]  Heinz, you made a plush model?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : I had a lot of felt!

  Charlene Doofenshmirtz : Well, at least it holds together. Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me!

• [the dancing ray has zapped Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry, causing them to dance together] 

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [singing the Doofania national anthem]  In the bay of the coast of the tri-state area/Floats a country for me and me/It's new, it's bright/And it's founded on spite/And it's everything I dreamed it would be/Hail, hail Doofania!

  [stops singing; to Norm] 

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Does it feel like it stops too quick there? We'll work on it.

• Norm : Watcha doin'?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Watcha doin'? What does it look like to you? I'm building an evil empire. My own very fortress of eviltude.

  Norm : Aren't you a little old to be building a fort?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : No. No, I'm not. Shut up.

• Vanessa Doofenshmirtz : [after he tells her about his fort]  You do know what this means?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : That we'll have that special daddy-daughter bond you always craved?

  Vanessa Doofenshmirtz : No. It means I'm finally gonna have proof. You are busted. I'm gonna tell mom.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [unfazed]  Great... Tell her what?

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Norm, I know what we're going to do today.