Quotes
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Kieran : We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves. Right, I'll start. Christ. Uh, I'm Kieran and I hate being a fucking teacher.
[to JJ]
Kieran : You.
JJ : I'm JJ. With regard to mathematic aptitude, I'm in the top 0.3% of the population which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically, my communication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles.
Kieran : Yeah, you've stopped me in my fucking tracks there.
[to Katie]
Kieran : Yeah, you.
Katie : I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven.
Kieran : Congratulations.
[to Emily]
Kieran : You.
Emily : I'm Emily. Never had a boyfriend.
Kieran : Shit happens.
[to Naomi]
Kieran : You.
Naomi : I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me.
Effy Stonem : I'm Effy and I think my mum's having an affair.
Kieran : Good one. Shows enterprise.
[to Freddie]
Kieran : What about you, big man?
Freddie McLair : I'm Freddie. I met a girl I liked today. She's like beautiful. That's it.