- Narrator: [from trailer] After a lifetime of being the world's most famous enemies, Tom & Jerry are about to start over...
- [as Tom goes to get a hug from Jerry, he is run over by an incoming bus, ending up flattened on the front]
- Narrator: ...in the big city.
- Kayla: [Tom's frantically boarding up Jerry's mouse hole] Whoa, chill out, besides, this isn't going to keep out that tiny sociopath.
- Terence: I know who you are.
- Kayla: [frozen with fear] Who am I?
- Terence: You're one of those millennials who thinks you can get whatever you want without working for it, with free shipping.
- Kayla: [slowly recovering] Well, who doesn't like free shipping?
- Terence: This is a cutthroat business, I had to claw my way to the middle, and I don't plan to stop there.
- Joy the Bell Girl: [trying to herd the exotic birds] Like, what sound does a peacock make?
- Cameron: Like, *caw caw*, I think that sounds like it.
- [first lines]
- Real Estate Rat: Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it. Those other spots didn't float your boat, but wait until you see this next place. It screams mouse house. Wait, can I say that? Is that copyrighted? Heh. There we go.
- [pulls a switch, but the elevator doesn't work]
- Real Estate Rat: Whoops. Sorry about that. The elevator's being, uh, repaired.
- Ben: [playing simulator golf] I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison, white collar, but still...
- Joy the Bell Girl: I lose lots of things, last week I lost my baby brother, please don't tell anyone.
- [seeing that Preeta getting in her car]
- Kayla: Hey... Where's Preeta going?
- Gavin the Doorman: A doorman never tells
- [pauses]
- Gavin the Doorman: JFK