Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Banquet (2009)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Ron Swanson : I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot. But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp. That's my number-one favorite food wrapped around my number-three favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.