Grown Ups (I) (2010)
Adam Sandler: Lenny Feder
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Quotes
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Becky Feder : [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?
Marcus Higgins : ...Hell.
Lenny Feder : Higgins. Don't say that.
Marcus Higgins : Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
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Lenny Feder : You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
Eric Lamonsoff : It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot.
Greg Feder : Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii.
Eric Lamonsoff : Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot.
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Marcus Higgins : Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?
Donna Lamonsoff : [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
Lenny Feder : Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
[All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
Donna Lamonsoff : I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky Feder : I want to get chocolate wasted.
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[from trailer]
Lenny Feder : Higgy!
Marcus Higgins : Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder : What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins : Um... you're fat.
Lenny Feder : No!
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Lenny Feder : We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.
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Lenny Feder : I bet you 5 bucks he gets on one knee.
Kurt McKenzie : You're on.
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Marcus Higgins : Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
Lenny Feder : Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.
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Lenny Feder : [while watching Rob's daughter look at her car with his buddies] Shift, shift.
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Lenny Feder : Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?
Eric Lamonsoff : Thinking about it.
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Lenny Feder : Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
Roxanne Chase-Feder : As long as I am the last.
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Lenny Feder : Where is Sascatchatoon?
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Eric Lamonsoff : I gotta make a sissy.
Kurt McKenzie : Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard : It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff : Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie : It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder : Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins : Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
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Lenny Feder : Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe.
Kurt McKenzie : How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they're under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?
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Lenny Feder : Higgins, what are you doing?
Marcus Higgins : I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.
Roxanne Chase-Feder : That was a man's ass?