WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
Previously On (2021)
Kathryn Hahn: Agatha Harkness
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Agatha Harkness : You have no idea how dangerous you are. You're supposed to be a myth. A being capable of spontaneous creation, and here you are, using it to make breakfast for dinner.
Wanda Maximoff : Let go of my children.
Agatha Harkness : Oh, yes, your children. And Vision, and this whole little life you've made. This is Chaos Magic, Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch.
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Agatha Harkness : I was so patient, waiting for you to reveal your true self. I got close with fake Pietro. Fietro, if you will, but no dice.
Wanda Maximoff : That was you.
Agatha Harkness : No, it wasn't literally me. Just my eyes and ears. A crystalline possession. Necromancy was a non-starter since your real brother's body is on another continent. Not to mention, full of holes.
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Agatha Harkness : So, what I see here is a baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms and years of therapy ahead of her. Doesn't explain your recent hijinks. Where'd you get the big guns, Wanda?
Wanda Maximoff : I don't wanna go back there.
Agatha Harkness : I know you don't, but it's good medicine, angel. The only way forward is back.
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Evanora Harkness : Agatha Harkness. Are you a witch?
Agatha Harkness : Yes! I am a witch!
Evanora Harkness : Yet you have betrayed your coven.
Agatha Harkness : I have not!
Evanora Harkness : You stole knowledge above your age and station. You practice the darkest of magic.
Agatha Harkness : I know... I know nothing of these crimes! I... I swear it!
Evanora Harkness : Enough deception!
Agatha Harkness : I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.
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Agatha Harkness : So, to recap. Parents dead, brother dead, Vision dead. What happened when he wasn't there to pull you back from the darkness, Wanda?
Wanda Maximoff : I can't do this anymore.
Agatha Harkness : Come on, Wanda! You're on the precipice. You are right there! Tell me how you did it.
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Agatha Harkness : I can be good!
Evanora Harkness : No, you can not.
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Agatha : Well, that's something special, baby
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Agatha Harkness : Didn't you notice? Basic protection spell, one on each wall?
Agatha Harkness : [as Wanda looks around] No? Nothing?
Agatha Harkness : These are runes, Wanda. In a given space only the witch that cast the runes can use her magic. How do you not know the fundamentals?
Wanda Maximoff : Who are you?
Agatha Harkness : Who are *you*?
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Agatha Harkness : Ah, Wanda. The rebellious years. Quick question, your reaction to the bombing of your civilian apartment building and the murder of your parents was to join an anti-freedom terrorist organization?
Wanda Maximoff : We wanted to change the world.