Matthew Jackson: Jerry Stains, Farmer Shuttlecock, Ken Spice, Hunchy, Ethel Mint, Al Sation
Quotes
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Jerry Stains : Erm, don't you think it's all a bit excessive?
Tuck Bushman : Forty-eighth rule of the bushman: You can never be too excessive. Now, we can stand around here swapping stories all day or we can kick this 'roo up the arse and get moving! What do you say?
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Jerry Stains : Oh for the love of god! I'm not sitting here, listening to you sing for Christ sake!
Tuck Bushman : Once upon a time, there was a young man. He lived at home with his dear old mam. But he got cursed with the face of a clam. The Legend of Clam Face!
Jerry Stains : Well, that's me done. I've had enough for one evening, thank you very much. Err, Eduardo! Fluff my pillows!
