Suicide Squad (2016)

Will Smith: Deadshot

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• Harley Quinn : [at a bar]  Whatcha having, K.C.?

  Deadshot : Bloody Mary, right?

  Killer Croc : Drink dulls the mind.

  Harley Quinn : K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.

  Killer Croc : Beer.

  Captain Boomerang : There he is. Give the man a beer.

  Harley Quinn : How about you, hot stuff?

  Diablo : Water.

  Harley Quinn : That's a good idea, honey.

  [pours water] 

  Harley Quinn : Ninja? You want some sake?

  Katana : Whiskey.

  Harley Quinn : Whiskey.

  Deadshot : [points to shot glass]  What am I, 12?

• Deadshot : Stay evil, doll face.

• Deadshot : [toasting]  Here's to honor... among thieves.

  Katana : I'm not a thief.

  Deadshot : Oh. She's not a thief.

  [they clink their glasses] 

  Captain Boomerang : I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.

  Deadshot : Well, we almost pulled it off... despite what everybody thought.

  Diablo : We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.

  Deadshot : Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.

• Deadshot : [Harley points gun]  Whoa! Relax. It's me.

  Harley Quinn : [long pause]  You ever been in love?

  Deadshot : Nah. Never.

  Harley Quinn : Bullshit.

  Deadshot : You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.

  Harley Quinn : Another textbook sociopath.

• Deadshot : You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson?

  Rick Flag : Yeah.

  Deadshot : He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.

• Diablo : Don't touch me, man!

  Deadshot : Don't touch you? What you gonna do?

  Diablo : Don't touch me!

  Deadshot : I'm touching you. I'm touching you. Do something.

  Diablo : Don't touch me!

  Deadshot : Do something!

  Diablo : You wanna see something?

  Deadshot : Oh, yeah, I wanna see...

  Diablo : You wanna see something?

  Deadshot : Yes, I wanna see something!

  [Diablo goes berserk and shoots fire everywhere then turns and stares a Deadshot] 

  Diablo : I was trying to get you there. Phil Jackson. We good, right?

• Deadshot : I don't like this, Flag.

  Rick Flag : I don't like it either.

  [Deadshot puts on his mask] 

  Harley Quinn : Pussy.

  Deadshot : I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.

• Deadshot : What's this? Uh, cheerleading tryouts?

• Deadshot : Don't forget: we're the bad guys.

• Deadshot : [given a gun]  Y'all jokers must be crazy.

  [proceeds to put several headshots through several targets] 

• Deadshot : So that's your old lady, huh?

  Rick Flag : Yeah.

  Deadshot : Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."

  Rick Flag : I do not think that'd be wise.

• Amanda Waller : Deadshot... shoot that woman right now!

  Deadshot : She ain't do shit to me.

  Amanda Waller : You're a hitman, right? I got a contract. Kill Harley Quinn. Do it for your freedom and your kid.

  Deadshot : [pause]  Now she dead.

• Deadshot : I don't know if they told you, but I-I'm a hitman. I'm not a fireman. I don't save people.

• Deadshot : What, we some kinda... Suicide Squad?

• Captain Boomerang : [to Diablo]  And the kids?

  Harley Quinn : He killed them. Didn't you?

  [pause] 

  Harley Quinn : Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?

  Deadshot : Hey, Harley. Come on.

  Harley Quinn : What, you were just... Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!

  Captain Boomerang : [yelling]  Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.

  Harley Quinn : We all are. We all are! Except for him.

  [looks at Killer Croc] 

  Harley Quinn : He's ugly on the outside, too.

  Killer Croc : Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.

  Harley Quinn : Yeah, you are.

• Harley Quinn : What, I got a hickey or something?

  The Joker : Professor, could you pick up the pace?

  [Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter] 

  Deadshot : Harley!

  The Joker : Hello, baby!

  Amanda Waller : Kill her!

  Rick Flag : Her nanite's disarmed!

  The Joker : Come on, baby!

• Deadshot : [toasting]  Here's to honor... among thieves.

• Deadshot : [after showing his marksmen skills]  All right. Now you know what you're buying. Let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.

  Rick Flag : Darnell's out.

  Deadshot : He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.

  Rick Flag : So Ivy League.

  Deadshot : Ivy League, yeah. One them big joints, you know?

  Rick Flag : Mmm-hmm.

  Deadshot : And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white-people that thing.

  Rick Flag : Mmm-hmm.

  Deadshot : You know how y'all do.

  Rick Flag : Oh, yeah.

  Deadshot : You know, righ? Okay. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.

  Rick Flag : [chuckles]  You're in no position to make any demands.

  Deadshot : Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss.

  [to Amanda] 

  Deadshot : That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.

• Deadshot : Harley. Why don't you stop acting like a drunken stripper?

  Harley Quinn : You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? 'Cause...

  [sniffs] 

  Harley Quinn : I smell a rat.

  Deadshot : If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.

  Harley Quinn : And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay. Hey, that's okay sellout. I get it. I get it. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?

• Rick Flag : Whoa, wait here. Please. I don't wanna give this dude a heart attack. Okay?

  Harley Quinn : Aw, he's embarrassed of us.

  Deadshot : Hey Flag. This dude better cure cancer after all of this shit.

• Deadshot : Anybody who touches me is dead. Anybody who to...

  [screams as he is injected] 

  Deadshot : Lady. Hey.

  Technician : Injection successful.

  Deadshot : Hey. Miss? What was that?

  Technician 2 : Location verified. Next!

  Deadshot : Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.

• Killer Croc : [to everyone]  Y'all don't mind, I got me a sewer to crawl back into.

  Deadshot : Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.

  Harley Quinn : I'm going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?

  Deadshot : Your ass is not driving.

• Deadshot : You gonna fight with us?

  Diablo : What if I lose control?

  Deadshot : Then maybe we'll have a chance.

• Deadshot : Don't make me shoot you.

• Deadshot : [about Amanda Waller]  Damn. That is just a mean lady.

  Rick Flag : Yeah. You get used to it.

• Deadshot : [to Griggs]  One day, somehow, some way, I'm gonna get outta here. And I'm gonna rain down on you like the Holy Ghost.

• Harley Quinn : I'm not much of a joiner, but... maybe we should.

  Deadshot : Hey! She's trying to take over the world.

  Harley Quinn : So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.

  Deadshot : Hey, Harley!

  Harley Quinn : [approaches Enchantress]  Hey, lady? Um... I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?

• Diablo : [to Enchantress]  I can't change what I did.

  [shouts] 

  Diablo : And neither can you!

  Harley Quinn : He married me!

  Diablo : It's not real.

  Deadshot : I killed the Bat.

  Diablo : Nah, homie. You don't want that.

  Harley Quinn : What? I want that.

  Diablo : She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!

  Rick Flag : He's right. It's not real.

• Deadshot : [to Flag]  I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her Daddy is not a piece of shit.

• Deadshot : You know the dark places, too. Don't act like you don't.

• Angelo : [answers phone]  What?

  Deadshot : Hey, Angelo, this is the exterminator you called for your rat problem. My account's looking a little thin.

  Angelo : No one gets paid until what needs to get done, gets done.

  Deadshot : Nope, that's not the rules. No money, no honey.

  [a convoy of FBI vehicles pulls into the street below] 

  Deadshot : Whoa, here's your boy right now, with about twenty of his new best friends.

  [glances at his phone] 

  Deadshot : I'm still seeing zeroes over here, Angie.

  Angelo : Then stop bitching and do your job!

  Deadshot : Uh, they're taking him out of the car now. In about thirty seconds your window is going to close forever.

  Angelo : Okay. Okay, okay, relax! There was an accounting error. We sent it.

  [$1,000,000 is deposited into Deadshot's account] 

  Deadshot : Now double it for being a dickhead. You got ten seconds.

  Angelo : We're not the kind of people you play with!

  Deadshot : Did you just... did you threaten me? This dude's gonna get a sore throat from all the singing he's about to do.

  Angelo : You son of a bitch...

  [Another $1,000,000 is deposited] 

  Deadshot : Pleasure doing business with you, Angie.

  [BANG!] 

• Deadshot : Hey man, I know you can't hear me 'cause you're trapped in your temple of soldierly self-righteousness. But a two-faced dude like you wouldn't survive a second on the street.

  Rick Flag : Oh, says the guy who shoots people for money.