- [Sam faces a bully after a makeover]
- Sam: I know I've changed and all, but just how bad would it be if for one second I ripped her head off her body?
- Carly: Now to close the show, a song for Sam!
- Carly: [singing with ensemble, excluding Sam and Freddie] HAPPY BIR...
- Freddie Benson: [behind camera] Ah, stop! Stop! Stop! Not PD.
- Carly: [rolling eyes, singing with ensemble] FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!...