- Harry Gardner: Agh, something opened up in my mind... like finding a secret door in your house that leads to a--a palace of words and ideas and imagination. I was living in a two-bedroom and now I'm in Versailles.
- Harry Gardner: My wife and agreed to never get tattoos. It's--it's in our wedding vows.
- Leslie 'Lark' Feldman: Did you agree to never murder people and drink their blood, too? Shit happens.