- Alma Gardner: I think that there are people who are really good at something. And then there's everybody else.
- The Chemist: You look like an Avon lady. And you look like an asshole. I'm not interested in either.
- Ursula: God, if I wanted to listen to a shitty Captain & Tenille cover band, I would have just killed myself, because I'm sure that's what 's playing on an infinite loop in Hell.