- Tuberculosis Karen: Being responsible for a baby will make me responsible for myself.
- Mickey: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way, Karen.
- Ursula: There's nothing more pathetic, tragic and sad than a person with no talent trying to make it in the world.
- Doris Gardner: I want to hold him.
- Ursula: Uh, please do. This is the longest I've held anything that wasn't a cocktail, or a grudge.