Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Night of the Huntress! (2009)

Diedrich Bader: Batman, Solomon Grundy

Quotes 

• Blue Beetle : Hey, Batman can I ask you something?

  Batman : No.

  Blue Beetle : It's... about girls.

  Batman : No.

  Blue Beetle : See, I'm getting ready for college and I'm gonna need to know about these things.

  Batman : Listen, Beetle. Women are a tricky, tricky business. You have to decipher nearly incomprehensible code, push the right buttons, get past their firewalls. Only if you can do all that will you find what you're looking for.

• Huntress : Well, if it isn't the man Gotham's crime community turns to for all their inside info. How's it going, Calculator? Now, don't make me ask twice. Why did Babyface spring his old crew? What's he up to?

  Calculator : I don't know!

  Huntress : It's your job to know. And it's my job to squeeze it out of you.

  Calculator : Even if I did, I'd never tell. My reputation means everything.

  Batman : There are other ways of getting the information we need, Huntress.

  Huntress : Maybe, but they're not as fun as mine.

  [Calculator whimpers as Huntress drags him away] 

  Blue Beetle : [puppy-love smitten]  She's so tough and cool. And her hair is so silky-smooth.

• Babyface : [trapping Batman, Blue Beetle, and Huntress in a giant hourglass]  A little something I found in the warehouse, Batman. I don't think Clock King will mind if we borrow it.

  [turning it on, the hourglass inverts and begins to fill with sand] 

  Babyface : Boys, looks like time has finally run out for the Caped Crusader.

  [laughing] 

  Babyface : See?

  Huntress : Way to go, rookie.

  Blue Beetle : I'm sorry, but your hotness distracted me.

  Batman : We don't have much time. Huntress, can you reach any of your crossbow arrows?

  Huntress : Let me feel around a little.

  Batman : [jumping, then in a reproachful tone]  Huntress...

• Batman : You won't need a brain where you're going, Grundy. Behind bars in Black Gate Prison.

  Black Canary : Let's make this quick, boys. It's dinner time, and I'm starving.

• Huntress : We always wondered what would happen if a criminal found this place.

  Batman : And if we don't stop them here, all of Gotham will find out, too.

  Blue Beetle : Someone wanna tell me what Warehouse X is?

  Babyface : Ah, I'd be happy to, chump. When a supervillain is captured, their impounded weapons have to go somewhere. So they send them here, the holy grail of the crime world. And now it's all mine, see?

  Batman : Wait for my signal.

  Huntress : Sorry, caution isn't my style.

• Huntress : It's been a while since our last dance, Batman.

  Batman : Then shall we, Huntress?

• Batman : They got away.

  Blue Beetle : But you'll have them back here in no time with the superhero services of Blue Beetle and... I'm sorry, I don't think we've met.

  [seeing her, he begins to daydream] 

  Blue Beetle : Nice crossbow.

  Batman : [bringing him back to reality]  Ahem. Huntress, this is Blue Beetle.

  Huntress : Careful, kid. These boots were made for squashing... bugs.

  Blue Beetle : It's cool.

  Huntress : [getting on her motorcycle]  We better not let Babyface get too much of a head start. I'm gonna find out why he broke out the gang. You should join me. That is, if you think you can keep up.

  Blue Beetle : Armor, did you see her?

  [his antennae warble] 

  Blue Beetle : Yeah, but bad in a hot way.

  [his armor wolf-whistles] 

• Huntress : You did good, blue. Give me a call in five years. Until next time, boys.

  Blue Beetle : Did you hear that? She wants me to call her. I mean, do you really think she...

  Batman : No.

  Blue Beetle : But maybe I could...

  Batman : Uh-uh.

  Blue Beetle : Yeah, but what if I...

  Batman : No chance in this world, kid.

• Black Canary : You're learning, Grundy. Maybe you don't need a bigger brain after all.

  [he realizes the skylight he's standing on is beginning to crack] 

  Black Canary : Then again...

  [blowing a kiss, a small vibration from her Canary Cry breaks the window and Grundy falls through] 

  Batman : No one escapes justice. Not even the undead.

  Black Canary : So, how about that dinner? Your treat.

• Batman : Sorry, Babyface, you just can't play with the big boys.

  Mrs. Manface : Don't talk to my man that way!

  [throwing a punch with her supersuit, Batman catches it in his own and breaks the fist off] 

  Mrs. Manface : You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?

  Batman : The hammer of justice is unisex.

  Babyface : No one does that to my dame! I've got bigger weapons than you, and I'm gonna use them to blow you away.

  Batman : [the batarang in his supersuit overloads it]  You know the rules, Babyface. Have a tantrum, and your toys get taken away.