- Ron Donald: Can you look me in the eye and can you promise me that it all means something and that my whole bulls**t life is just a bad start to a really incredible Cinderella story?
- [Casey whispers to Henry in the middle of Uda's speech]
- Uda Bengt: Ron, seriously, your team are like animals.
- [Ron frustratedly snaps his fingers to shut up his team members]
- Uda Bengt: That's going to be strike one. One more and I'm gonna report you to Alan Duk.
- Roman DeBeers: You know there are three strikes in baseball.
- Uda Bengt: Well this isn't f***ing baseball, weasel-face! It's catering.
- [Uda asks Roman to direct guests to the restrooms when there is already a sign pointing the way]
- Roman DeBeers: You want me to stand here all night like a douchebag next to a sign?
- Uda Bengt: Do it in whatever style you like, but yes.
- [Uda walks away, leaving Roman at his post]
- Roman DeBeers: You know, I went to college.
- Uda Bengt: I didn't. But I still get the irony.
- [Bobbie is high as a kite]
- Bobbie St. Brown: I see lemons.
- Kyle Bradway: Oh, no, it's okay because... they're right here.
- [Kyle shows Bobbie the bowl of lemons]
- Bobbie St. Brown: No, these are sun eggs.
- Roman DeBeers: Bobbie, what the f*** is that?
- [Bobbie's appetizer tray is arranged into a swastika]
- Bobbie St. Brown: Why?
- Kyle Bradway: That's not right.
- Bobbie St. Brown: Oh, I made it into that Nazi thing!
- Roman DeBeers: Yeah.
- Bobbie St. Brown: I didn't know, I... I thought I... I w -... I started out as a snowflake.
- Henry Pollard: Ron, you can't give up.
- Ron Donald: You gave up, Henry.
- Henry Pollard: Yeah, and that's exactly why you shouldn't.
- Ron Donald: Why? People like you, Henry. You've got Casey and you goof around, you don't give a sh*t about sh*t.
- Henry Pollard: Yeah? But I have no life and I'm earning minimum wage in the food service industry.
- [Roman and Kyle learn that Bobbie is high on mushrooms]
- Bobbie St. Brown: When I'm in nature I usually drop a cap. That's why I'm so centered. You know, nature is so large that, if you can see it really clearly, you can expand your unconsciousness to... uh... nearly to infinity.
- [Kyle is trying to handle Bobbie's drug-induced condition]
- Kyle Bradway: So, where are you now?
- Bobbie St. Brown: I'm in a purple tube of consciousness.
- Bobbie St. Brown: This is a wedding under the sun and Elton John might be here. This is going to be absolutely magical.
- Roman DeBeers: I believe you mean "absolutely gay".
- Bobbie St. Brown: Don't be such a homophobe. Nothing gay about a gay wedding.
- Roman DeBeers: Do you listen to yourself?
- [Uda explains that Valhalla Catering has taken over the reception]
- Uda Bengt: Imagine you were successful and wealthy and it was your wedding day. And you spared no expense to create an environment of beauty and elegance and then *you* showed up?
- [gags in disgust]
- Roman DeBeers: This is unfair.
- Uda Bengt: Take it up with the God that made you that way.