M.O.D.O.K. (TV Series)

This Man... This Makeover! (2021)

Patton Oswalt: M.O.D.O.K.

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• M.O.D.O.K. : Looks like my teenage daughter is gonna help me get laid!

• Gary : [M.O.D.O.K. has initiated his Self Destruct Mode]  M.O.D.O.K., no! Don't kill yourself.

  M.O.D.O.K. : Living is for married men, Gary!

• M.O.D.O.K. : I having lots of kids over. A very sophisticated soccer team.

• M.O.D.O.K. : It's three more chair craps, and you're out, buddy.

• Wonder Man : Jodie, get back. Your husband was been bitten by a raccoon and has rabies.

  M.O.D.O.K. : Wrong. I ate baking soda. And if I did have rabies, it would not be from a raccoon, it would be from the many rats that I live with in my apartment. Good night!

• Jon-Jon : And who gave you permission to have such a big, gorgeous face?

  M.O.D.O.K. : M.O.D.O.K. seeks permission from no one.

  Jon-Jon : I love how tedious you are.

• M.O.D.O.K. : I'm a new man. I literally have pieces of other men grafted to my body.

• M.O.D.O.K. : Melissa, I'm-I'm wet. But don't worry, it's only because I tried to drown myself.

• M.O.D.O.K. : So, how do I look?

  Melissa Tarleton : You look... as good as you possibly can.

• M.O.D.O.K. : What's this? Could it be my weekly Sad Man's magazine?