No Strings Attached (I) (2011)
Greta Gerwig: Patrice
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Quotes
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Patrice : It's like a crime scene in my pants.
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Adam : I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira : Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam : I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD]
Adam : I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma]
Adam : To help soothe your womb.
Patrice : It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira : "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma : Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy : That's so romantic!
Patrice : Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam : It's a classic.
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Emma : The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
Patrice : You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
Emma : What's up, Dr. Metzner!
[shocked]
Emma : Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
Patrice : That was really hard to watch.
Emma : Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.
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Patrice : Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.