- Maya Rudolph: [during her monologue, Maya asks new castmembers Andrew Dismukes, Punkie Johnson and Lauren Holt to join her on stage] Let me tell you something: I am a big fan of all of you. You people are so talented, so... unique. And I remember all your names: Chirpie, Lil' DeeDee and Callista Vagina.
- Weekend Update Anchor: During an interview on Fox News, Donald Trump lied about January 6th capital riots, saying that his supporters were not attacking officers, but instead "hugging and kissing" police. But I'm not surprised that Donald Trump can't tell the difference between kissing and assault.