- Announcer: From Schitt's Creek please welcome Emmy Winners Dan Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Annie Murphy, and Eugene Levy
- Self - Presenter: Thank you very much, there's nothing on the prompter. Thank you, there's nothing on the prompter.
- Self - Presenter: Is there like a tech guy?
- Self - Presenter: Maybe we should just open up the envelope?
- Self - Presenter: No, we're not just going to open up the envelope.
- Self - Presenter: No, no, it's gotta be coming up. It's gotta be coming up.
- [clearing his throat]
- Self - Presenter: Okay. They wouldn't be doing this to us on purpose, would they?
- Self - Presenter: Why would they want to embarrass us on national television on purpose? Wh-why?
- Self - Presenter: I don't know? Why would I know? I don't know?
- Self - Presenter: Why is your face being weird?
- Self - Presenter: Eugene! Did you do something?
- Self - Presenter: Nothing, I didn't do anything. I may have walked past the writer's room this morning and asked them to lift my dialogue a little bit.
- Self - Presenter: Oh god! You casually walked past a room full of comedy writers and asked them to "lift" your dialogue? "Lift" was the word that you used?
- Self - Presenter: I meant tighten it a bit?
- Self - Presenter: And what was their response?
- Self - Presenter: [Gesturing to the teleprompter] Okay.
- Self - Presenter: Okay, well, somewhere out there are the nominees for writing for a comedy series.
- Announcer: Please welcome Emmy Nominee Bowen Yang.
- Self - Nominee & Presenter: [He clip-clops in a pair of high heels] Okay, sorry, everybody. I'm just trying to get in my 10,000 steps. Let's see I have 85, 00 left to go. It shouldn't take long. Yes Kevin Figie, I'm athletic. Alright. This is going to take a little while so let me introduce you to the nominees for Best Lead Actress In A Comedy Series.