The Office (TV Series)
Company Picnic (2009)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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[trying to stall the game until Pam returns]
Dwight Schrute : How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?
David Wallace : Dwight...
Dwight Schrute : No, no. Hear me out. Five? Six?
David Wallace : Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : Seven? Can I finish, please?
David Wallace : Okay.
Dwight Schrute : Eight?
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Dwight Schrute : Normally, I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.
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Dwight Schrute : Rolf is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.
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Phyllis Vance : Ow, my ankle!
Dwight Schrute : What happened?
Phyllis Vance : I... twisted it.
Dwight Schrute : You weren't even moving!