- Marjorie Armstrong: [Bonnie has climbed up on the billboard to paint over Christy] You're probably gonna be arrested!
- Bonnie Plunkett: [looks down] Are you telling me as a mother, that if it was *your* son up here in a thong and high heels, that you wouldn't do everything in your power to protect him?
- Wendy Harris: She kind of has a point.
- Jill Kendall: You're the mother of all bears when it comes to your son.
- Marjorie Armstrong: [to Bonnie] As your sponsor, I think there's a better way to handle this... as a mother, I'M COMING UP THERE!