Unless there's some relevance hidden in extended and tedious opening titles, those same titles tend to give away what's to come....
This is a rather awkward, slow and decidedly predictable film, which seems to be a vanity project, and not much else.
The actors are almost as uncomfortable as the sets, which is probably what I spent most of my viewing-time being distracted by.
As for plot; the ending was telegraphed from the beginning, which could have been cleverly handled, but wasn't.
The music was devoid of atmosphere and felt like random, royalty-free downloads saved just before Limewire faded into obscurity.
The democratisation of filmmaking has simply produced more Ed Woods, and that's being generous.
The actors are almost as uncomfortable as the sets, which is probably what I spent most of my viewing-time being distracted by.
As for plot; the ending was telegraphed from the beginning, which could have been cleverly handled, but wasn't.
The music was devoid of atmosphere and felt like random, royalty-free downloads saved just before Limewire faded into obscurity.
The democratisation of filmmaking has simply produced more Ed Woods, and that's being generous.