- Myka Bering: You hurt my father.
- James MacPherson: He glimpsed the mind of one of the greatest authors in the world. He'll thank me later.
- Myka Bering: Oh, you'll be dead later.
- Warren Bering: [sick and feverish] If you'd been a boy, I'd have called you Sue.
- Myka Bering: What?
- Warren Bering: Johnny Cash. It's a song. "A Boy Named Sue".
- Myka Bering: Okay...
- Warren Bering: Make you tough.
- Myka Bering: Well, I'm sorry I wasn't a boy.
- Warren Bering: I'm sorry I wasn't a father.
- Jeannie Bering: [Pete walks into the Bering living room from the kitchen, to a surprised Myka] Oh, we've met Pete.
- Warren Bering: Boy, he's a pip.