Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Menace of the Conqueror Caveman! (2009)

Billy West: Skeets

Quotes 

• Booster Gold : As you can see, the Booster Gold brand is highly marketable, and for the right price, I'd be willing to work with you guys on an action figure toy line.

  Trung : You're really a hero from the future?

  Booster Gold : That's a fact.

  [in a flash-forward, he's shown working as a museum security guard, sleeping on the job] 

  Booster Gold : I created this flight suit and a time-travel device to come here.

  [in another flash-forward, he's shown stealing the suit from a display case] 

  Trung : [unimpressed]  I'm sorry. We just can't sell a toy line around you, um, uh...

  Booster Gold : Booster. And have I mentioned my trusty robot sidekick here, Skeets, can transform into a giant insect? No, no, no, wait. A dinosaur.

  Trung : You don't need a sidekick. You need name recognition. Maybe if you teamed up with an A-list hero, someone like Batman...

  Booster Gold : [putting his fingers to his ear]  Just a sec. Hey, big blue! How's the cape hanging? What? No, I'm in a meeting. How about you try to handle this one on your own?

  [seeing them all looking at him] 

  Booster Gold : Not buying it, huh?

  [as they leave, he shows them a toy car] 

  Booster Gold : Wait, you haven't even seen the Boostermobile. Gold! Like Booster Gold. Ha, ha. Get it?

  [getting literally kicked out of the building] 

  Booster Gold : Ahh! Oof. Skeets, old buddy, you know what I gotta do?

  Skeets : I know what you should do, sir.

  Booster Gold : I gotta team up with Batman.

  Skeets : Or that.

• Booster Gold : What's this?

  Batman : [with a heavy sigh]  I've been tracking missing quantities of leutonium and a recent scientific discovery that's gone missing.

  Skeets : Ah, the stolen Greenland meteorite.

  Batman : Looks like a certain immortal caveman has risen again to conquer the world.

  Skeets : You know, sir, that immortal caveman.

  Batman : [Booster stares blankly]  Kru'll the Eternal?

  Booster Gold : Oh, yeah. The immortal caveman guy.

  Batman : [trying to contain his annoyance]  You should go.

• Booster Gold : Wait, I know him. Kru'll's still around in the future. I've even clashed with him once or twice.

  [in a flash-forward to his security guard job, he bumps into Kru'll in passing] 

  Booster Gold : [pleading]  Please, you gotta let me in on this.

  Batman : Not unless you have a way to track leutonic energy in all that 25th-century gear.

  Skeets : I run on a leutonium power cell, sir, and can scan for other sources.

  Batman : Okay. But you are not going to turn this into a marketing opportunity.

  Booster Gold : [putting his fingers to his ear]  Just a sec. Manny, my man. Line up a book deal and a movie, and we'll spin off the toy line from there. I'm in with Bats!

  [Batman scowls] 

• Kru'll : A supercollider is one aspect of particle physics that even a caveman can enjoy: smashing things against a wall. Before I kill you, Booster Gold, man of the future, tell me, does the world prosper under my rule?

  Booster Gold : Huh?

  Skeets : [Kru'll scoffs]  Way to keep the supervillain talking, sir.

• Kru'll : Soon, my loyal servants, you will be my eternity warriors. Immortal as I am and just as powerful.

  Skeets : Sir, I feel compelled to warn you that Booster Gold will be here any moment to foil your villainous plot.

  Kru'll : I'm afraid nothing can stop this final evolution of a simple caveman. One that began all those generations ago when a magic rock fell from the sky. It bathed me in mysterious rays. A simple Cro-Magnon becomes a super-warrior. Time passed. Modern man wiped out my kind, but not me. I would not die. I was Kru'll the Eternal. Yet, I outlive whatever I conquer. My people always die out, leaving me alone. Or they did, until scientists rediscovered my magic rock in Greenland. I vowed to create a race of superhumans to fight by my side.

  Skeets : But to do that, the meteorite requires a massive jolt of leutonic energy.

  Kru'll : Yes, and once we combine these treasures from future and past, Kru'll the Eternal will rule all.

• Skeets : I knew you would save me, sir.

  Booster Gold : I don't know what I'd do without you. 'Cause, you know, I need to make some calls and this ear bud's got, like, zero bars.

  Skeets : I'm on it, sir.