Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

The Color of Revenge! (2009)

Jeffrey Tambor: Crazy Quilt, Green, Red

Quotes 

• Crazy Quilt : I will carve the cityscape into a masterpiece to rival of Mount Rushmore.

  Robin : That's a pretty ambitious plan for a guy who can barely dress himself.

  Batman : No taunting, Robin.

  Crazy Quilt : Insolent whelp!

• Crazy Quilt : You always wanted to escape the shadow of the bat, Robin. Here's your chance.

  Robin : You're gonna wish you stayed in Arkham with your coloring book.

  Crazy Quilt : I'm gonna weave you both into carpets and spend the rest of my life walking all over you.

• Crazy Quilt : It seems I get the pleasure of destroying you twice in one day.

  Robin : Fine. I'll sit for a portrait. But make sure you get my good side, okay?

• Crazy Quilt : For years, I sat in that cell listening to Robin's exploits on the radio, dreaming of his annihilation, destroying him over and over. With the modifications to my helmet, I will pull apart this whole city in his name, telling the citizens "This is all Robin's fault."

• Batman : Hold it right there, Quilt. We cracked your color clues.

  Young Robin : And now you're painted into a corner.

  Crazy Quilt : The Dynamic Duo. Allow me to introduce my comrades, the Color Guard. They'll make abstracts of both of you.

  Young Robin : [taking down Red, Blue, and Green]  Ha. The Caped Crusaders win again.

• Crazy Quilt : Without sight, I'm forced to be a little more creative with my art.

  Robin : Coward! Open the door and face me.

  Crazy Quilt : [laughing]  I wasn't up all night cutting out paper fish just to have a boxing match with you, boy. I have something much bigger in mind. In the meantime, my kaleidoscope will generate enough centripetal force to flatten you into two-dimensional masterpieces that will hang in my private collection.

• Robin : Arts and crafts are over, Quilt.

  Crazy Quilt : The Boy Blunder. Alas, I was hoping you would be flat enough to fold into a little paper hat by now. Instead, I'll make you the centerpiece of a much more ambitious installation.

• Robin : Red fish?

  Batman : A red herring, to be precise, Robin.

  Robin : That means he's just throwing us off the trail.

  Batman : It means more than that. The famed painter Henri Matisse abandoned his brush in favor of paper cutouts for the same reason Quilt has. He's blind.

  Crazy Quilt : Brilliant as always, Batman. Unlike Matisse, however, I was blinded by a prepubescent brat.

  Robin : Quilt, you're a lousy artist and a lousier villain. If you've got the guts to show yourself, I'll gladly take you on alone.

  Crazy Quilt : [a door opens nearby]  Then come and get me, little birdie.

  Batman : Wait, Robin, it's a trick!

  Robin : I can handle whatever this Z-lister's got.

  [dodging Quilt's henchmen, Robin leaps for Quilt, but ends up tackling a mannequin] 

  Batman : Warned you.