Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

The Color of Revenge! (2009)

Crawford Wilson: Robin

Quotes 

• Robin : Please, not the sidecar.

  Batman : I thought you liked the sidecar.

  Robin : Yeah, when I was 8.

• Crazy Quilt : I will carve the cityscape into a masterpiece to rival of Mount Rushmore.

  Robin : That's a pretty ambitious plan for a guy who can barely dress himself.

  Batman : No taunting, Robin.

  Crazy Quilt : Insolent whelp!

• Crazy Quilt : You always wanted to escape the shadow of the bat, Robin. Here's your chance.

  Robin : You're gonna wish you stayed in Arkham with your coloring book.

  Crazy Quilt : I'm gonna weave you both into carpets and spend the rest of my life walking all over you.

• Crazy Quilt : It seems I get the pleasure of destroying you twice in one day.

  Robin : Fine. I'll sit for a portrait. But make sure you get my good side, okay?

• Batman : More often than not, escaping a deathtrap is about quick thinking, not brute force.

  Robin : Yeah, but my way worked, too.

  Batman : Quilt said he's after something bigger. We need to find out what, fast. Let's move.

• Robin : Quilt's all mine.

  Batman : No. You go after Red. He's probably prepping their getaway.

  Robin : You always make me go after the henchmen.

  Batman : Because you're good at it. Now, go.

• Batman : You have no idea how deranged Quilt's become.

  Robin : You always knew more than I did about criminals, right?

  Batman : Look, I know you left Gotham so you could be your own man, but I'm only here to help. It'll be just like old times.

  Robin : Fine. But just remember...

  Batman : Follow my lead.

  Robin : ...you're in my city now.

• Robin : Once a Flying Grayson, always a Flying Grayson.

• Robin : Walking out the door with a 2-ton safe? You're about as subtle as you are smart, Grundy.

• Robin : Look, I can handle this alone. It's me he wants.

  Batman : That's precisely why you won't handle it alone. Quilt is a madman and more dangerous than ever. But he still can't resist leaving clues to his crimes. Have there been any art thefts in Blüdhaven since he escaped?

  Robin : Van Gogh's "Starry Night" was on loan to the county museum. It went missing yesterday. It must mean Quilt is heading to S.T.A.R. Labs.

  Batman : I've got it. "Starry Night." It must mean Quilt is heading to S.T.A.R. Labs.

• Robin : He's got us cornered. So, what's the plan?

  Batman : Your villain, your call.

  Robin : I'm on it.

• Batman : You have to get me out of here quickly, so listen carefully.

  Robin : No, you listen. I've got some things I wanna get off my chest. First off, I'm not a child anymore. So I don't need you checking up on me and always looking over my shoulder. Sure, you taught me a lot when I was a kid. But I'm an adult now, and I've got my own city to look after. I don't need help. I don't chase henchmen. I don't get the costumes dry-cleaned. And I don't ride in sidecars. Admit it, Batman, I'm just as good as you.

  [seeing he's free] 

  Robin : Huh?

  Batman : Thanks for taking out the henchmen.

  Robin : [bitter]  Yeah. Apparently, that's my specialty.

• Robin : [thinking]  Quilt always leaves a clue. This time, he left one by accident. If I were going to turn Batman into a carpet, there's only one place to do it.

• Crazy Quilt : Without sight, I'm forced to be a little more creative with my art.

  Robin : Coward! Open the door and face me.

  Crazy Quilt : [laughing]  I wasn't up all night cutting out paper fish just to have a boxing match with you, boy. I have something much bigger in mind. In the meantime, my kaleidoscope will generate enough centripetal force to flatten you into two-dimensional masterpieces that will hang in my private collection.

• Robin : Quilt is my villain, and this is my city. All I want is a little...

  [seeing Quilt's henchman Red with a rotary cannon] 

  Robin : ...respect?

• Batman : It could be a trap. Stay behind me, Robin.

  Robin : If you're worried about my well-being, maybe I'd be safer back in the cave, rotating the tires on the Batmobile. You know, like old times.

  Batman : Speedy had to sharpen arrows. Aqualad had to scrape barnacles. Everyone earns their stripes.

• Robin : Arts and crafts are over, Quilt.

  Crazy Quilt : The Boy Blunder. Alas, I was hoping you would be flat enough to fold into a little paper hat by now. Instead, I'll make you the centerpiece of a much more ambitious installation.

• Batman : Well done, old chum.

  Robin : Thanks. I'm glad you finally have faith I can do things on my own.

  Batman : I've always had faith in you, Robin. That's why I trusted you to work the streets of Blüdhaven solo.

  Robin : Well, I learned from the best.

  Batman : [a pager on his utility belt beeps]  The commissioner just called. Killer Moth hijacked the Gotham Bank money train. If you're up for it.

  Robin : [eagerly, then composing himself]  Gosh, I'd...! I mean, sure, I'm up for it.

  Batman : Then let's roll.

• Robin : [thinking]  Blüdhaven may look filthy, but at least I've cleaned the criminal scum off the streets. Even though some people thought I couldn't make it on my own.

  [seeing a large blinking eye in the sky] 

  Robin : Strange. It looks like...

  Batman : Morse code. It spells out an address on the corner of Haney and Aparo.

  Robin : What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in a whale's belly with Aquaman or something?

  Batman : Crazy Quilt escaped.

  Robin : From Arkham, I know.

  Batman : Good. Then you know it's you he's after.

  Robin : Yeah. I've got it under control. See you at the next Bat-family reunion.

• Robin : Red fish?

  Batman : A red herring, to be precise, Robin.

  Robin : That means he's just throwing us off the trail.

  Batman : It means more than that. The famed painter Henri Matisse abandoned his brush in favor of paper cutouts for the same reason Quilt has. He's blind.

  Crazy Quilt : Brilliant as always, Batman. Unlike Matisse, however, I was blinded by a prepubescent brat.

  Robin : Quilt, you're a lousy artist and a lousier villain. If you've got the guts to show yourself, I'll gladly take you on alone.

  Crazy Quilt : [a door opens nearby]  Then come and get me, little birdie.

  Batman : Wait, Robin, it's a trick!

  Robin : I can handle whatever this Z-lister's got.

  [dodging Quilt's henchmen, Robin leaps for Quilt, but ends up tackling a mannequin] 

  Batman : Warned you.