- Sam Puckett: Remember the time you dared me to lick the swing set?
- Freddie Benson: No, I said, "Sam, don't lick the swing set," you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Benson." And then you licked the swing set.
- [Sam enters the studio after eating rancid chocolates]
- Freddie Benson: Woah! You look horrible!
- Sam Puckett: I'm sick.
- [coughs heavily]
- Sam Puckett: I feel like butt.
- [Sam tells Freddie that an old friend of Carly's is taking her friendship away]
- Freddie Benson: You know, maybe Carly's right. Maybe you're just jealous of Missy.
- Sam Puckett: Okay, just... forget it. Don't believe me.
- [walks away]
- Freddie Benson: Tell me one reason why I should believe you.
- Sam Puckett: Because I came here. Have I ever come to you for help before? For anything?
- [Carly walks up to the table at the Groovy Smoothie with drinks]
- Carly Shay: Smoothies for three!
- [starts passing out drinks]
- Carly Shay: One for Missy, and one for Sam.
- [Sam breaks her cup and the juice spills out]
- Carly Shay: Oh! Defective cup!