Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Last Bat on Earth! (2009)

Diedrich Bader: Batman

Quotes 

• Professor Nichols : I didn't want to do it. He... he forced me to.

  Batman : Grodd. I've been tracking him since his escape, and the trail ends here.

  Professor Nichols : That frightful beast burst into my lab. He knew about my temporal experiments and used my time ray to send himself into the future.

  Batman : Then I need you to send me after him.

  Professor Nichols : This beacon will allow the time ray to find you in the time stream and return you to the present.

  Batman : In other words, don't lose it.

  Professor Nichols : Good luck, Batman.

• Batman : Looks like you could use a hand.

  Kamandi : Good to see you again. But why would you ever wanna come back here?

  Batman : One of the most diabolical villains of the 21st century is loose in your time.

  Kamandi : As if we don't have enough to worry about.

• Gorilla Grodd : Following me through time, Batman? I'm beginning to think you have an unhealthy obsession with me.

  Batman : My obsession is with justice, Grodd. Come and get some.

• Batman : [watching Tiny the ape rampage]  Can you handle this?

  Kamandi : Depends. Got any rope in that belt?

  [Batman tosses him some] 

  Tuftan : You have most unusual friends, Kamandi.

• Mr. Miracle : Pretty good tandem escape, eh, honey?

  Big Barda : You know what would be a real miracle? If you'd finally clean out the garage.

  Batman : Guess there's one trap you can't escape from.

• Batman : [strapped to a roller coaster car]  Only the great Mr. Miracle could get me into a mess like this.

  Mr. Miracle : There's no sense arguing about it now. Let's just focus on... darts.

  Batman : [catching darts in their mouths, they work on their restraints]  How's Big Barda?

  Mr. Miracle : Uh, we're trying to live the quiet life, but you know Barda. She can't stay away from the action.

  Batman : Blade.

  Mr. Miracle : [dodging a saw blade]  You ever thought about settling down, Bats?

  Batman : I'm not the marrying kind.

  Mr. Miracle : Hammers.

  Batman : [disabling it with a batarang]  Got it.

  Mr. Miracle : [covering themselves with their capes to avoid flamethrowers]  This is a pretty good deathtrap.

  Batman : I've been in better, though the track is a nice touch.

• Kamandi : We should be fighting, not running. Where are we?

  Batman : [turning the power to the dilapidated Batcave on]  Home.

  Kamandi : What a dump.

• Caesar : You've caused me a lot of trouble, Kamandi. This is the end for you. And you, my son... I can understand such treachery in them, but not from my own blood.

  Tuftan : It is not treachery to fight for the rights of all species, Father.

  Caesar : Human-lover! You are a traitor, not only to your species but to your own family. Perhaps you'll see the error of your ways after a few years in the dungeon. The rest of you are to be executed.

  Batman : Your people are in danger, Great Casear. Let me help you.

  Caesar : It speaks, but makes no sense. How can a lowly human be of service to the Tiger Empire?

  Batman : A criminal madman from my era, Gorilla Grodd, has come to your world.

  Caesar : Gorilla? Ha. We have nothing to fear from the gorillas.

  [hearing chanting outside] 

  Caesar : What is that?

  Batman : Grodd.

• Dr. Canus : I understand the need to retreat, Batman, but what now? With all his technological might, how can we defeat Grodd?

  Batman : You and Kamandi, come with me. Tuftan, I have a special mission for you.

• Dr. Canus : Now tell us, Batman, why you have brought us here.

  Batman : Grodd's using technology from the past to conquer your world. We're going to level the playing field.

• Dr. Canus : This might be a bad time to ask, but how do we land this aerial conveyance?

  Batman : We don't.

  [he fires the ejector seats; the Batplane crashes into a mountain, and Grodd's soldiers flee from the rubble] 

  Kamandi : That should even the odds. Now let's show them what humans can do.

• Caesar : I owe you my thanks, humans. Perhaps there is more to your species than meets the eye. And you, my son, I owe an apology. You are no traitor to your people, only to our intolerant views towards humans. Free the slaves!

  Kamandi : [shaking hands]  Farewell, old man. Though I treasure our friendship, I hope you won't have to return here.

  Batman : Who knows, kid? Maybe next time you'll be visiting me.

  Kamandi : [excited]  Really? Do you mean...

  Dr. Canus : Kamandi. Down, boy. Down.

  Kamandi : [watching Batman vanish with Grodd]  Aw, nuts.