The Outlaws (TV Series)

Episode #2.4 (2022)

Stephen Merchant: Gregory Dillard

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• Gregory Dillard : [Greg discusses his ex-wife with Diane on their 'date']  She got into base jumping, and abseiling and doing Parkour around Bristol city centre. I mean, we'd be down town doing a bit of Christmas shopping, she'd suddenly be off over the roof of Argos. She wanted us to do a bungee jump together, to try and sort of save the marriage. So, I agreed. We got harnessed up, stood on the edge of Clifton Suspension Bridge, but I couldn't go through with it. She jumped, looked back, saw me standing there, just shouted "I want a divorce!", as she plummeted into Avon Gorge. She bounced back up and shouted "You're dragging me down!". Even though it was gravity dragging her down at that point, to be honest. But I understood what she was saying.

• Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe : [Gabriella finds her ex on a dating site, and wonders whether to get in touch]  What do I do, Greg?

  Gregory Dillard : You thought about DM'ing her?

  Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe : You really think I should? I mean, last time I saw her, I royally shat the nest.

  Gregory Dillard : Well, you're in a better place now.

  Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe : Yeah.

  Gregory Dillard : Emotionally, not physically. I mean, your place was way nicer.