Community (TV Series)
Introduction to Film (2009)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Shirley : Isn't Abed's dad like a hardcore Muslim? They're not as forgiving as Christians. He'll cut your head off with a salami sword.
Annie Edison : Shirley! That is the most racist thing I've ever heard.
Jeff Winger : Pierce will top that in one minute.
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Professor Whitman : What's your name?
Shirley : My name is Shirley Bennett.
Professor Whitman : Shirley, you get an "A"... Oh. If you can tell me why you are here at Greendale. Shirley?
Shirley : [sweet voice] To get a degree in business so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet.
Professor Whitman : Why... are you here?
Shirley : [confused serious voice] To get a degree in business so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet.
Professor Whitman : [loudly insistent] Why are you here?
Shirley : Because I wasted 15 years of my life on a man who left me with nothing but stretch marks and a foggy memory of two bland orgasms. And now it's time to get what's mine.
Professor Whitman : Day seized.