Why Didn't They Ask Evans? (TV Mini Series)
Episode #1.2 (2022)
Will Poulter: Bobby Jones
Photos
Quotes
-
Ticket Collector : It's a first class ticket, madam. First class is that way.
Frankie Derwent : Well, I know that, but we've come to fetch a friend.
Ticket Collector : Does he have a first class ticket?
Frankie Derwent : I doubt it. Or why would he be in a third class compartment?
Ticket Collector : Why would you?
Frankie Derwent : Worthy adversary. Tell you what, I'll buy him a first class ticket.
Bobby Jones : You'll do nothing of the sort.
Frankie Derwent : Ah, apparently I'll do nothing of the sort. But we can sit here, can't we?
Ticket Collector : Well, you could, if there were seats.
Frankie Derwent : Ah, right, yes. What if we swap these with these lovely people
Dr. George Arbuthnot : Er, hold on.
-
Frankie Derwent : How long would it take you to grow a moustache?
Bobby Jones : I don't know. Haven't tried. Couple of weeks, probably.
Frankie Derwent : Oh, for God's sake, I could do it quicker than that.
-
Askew : Walton stayed here, you know. More than once. Went for the complete angle. He's buried in Winchester Cathedral.
Bobby Jones : Right. Other people have stayed here, too, though, since then.
Askew : Since 1650, yes.
-
Frankie Derwent : Chauffeurs don't ring the bell, by the way.
Bobby Jones : What do they do?
Frankie Derwent : I don't know, just appear.
-
Frankie Derwent : See, does this really look like the room of a killer?
Bobby Jones : How would I know?
Frankie Derwent : Oh, God. Mustard-yellow waistcoat. Now anything's possible.
-
Bobby Jones : I'm just too handsome to kill people.