The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gothowitz Deviation (2009)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [to Raj] Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression.
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[last lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, wanna try a country bar tomorrow night?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, maybe we'll get lucky with some sexy cowgirls.
Howard Wolowitz : Could happen.
Raj Koothrappali : I wonder how they smell.
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Bethany : What are you going to get, Howard?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, I can't really decide between a screaming devil, this mean little skull or Kermit the Frog.
Bethany : Kermit the Frog?
Howard Wolowitz : You know.
[Kermit voice]
Howard Wolowitz : Hi ho, I'm on Howard's butt!
Bethany : Get the mean little skull, and I'll see if I can make him smile.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I'd like the mean little skull, please.
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Howard Wolowitz : They're called tattoo sleeves. Look. I bought them online. Raj got a set too. Fantastic, right? Put them on, have sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.