Oscar
- Episode aired May 7, 2009
Creed has been blackmailing people for unknown reasons and his first target is Oscar Martinez.Creed has been blackmailing people for unknown reasons and his first target is Oscar Martinez.Creed has been blackmailing people for unknown reasons and his first target is Oscar Martinez.
Creed Bratton: [from a threatening video] If you're watching this video, you've been a very naughty person. I have learned some of your deepest, darkest secrets. And with this knowledge, I have the ability to ruin your world. But it needn't come to that. It's possible I could forget a thing or two if you're willing to compensate me. I'm one hundred percent serious. Pay me now or I will share this with the world.
[he watches himself from the laptop]
Creed Bratton: Are my eyes blue?
Oscar Martinez: Are you trying to blackmail me?
Creed Bratton: Blackmail is an ugly word. I prefer extortion.
Oscar Martinez: Why're you doing this?
Creed Bratton: How much will you pay me to find out?
Oscar Martinez: Creed, this is low.
Creed Bratton: Easy on the sass. We're just two amigos having a conversation. Comprende?
Oscar Martinez: Si lo comprendo.
Creed Bratton: What? Let's switch back to English for a sec.
Oscar Martinez: Okay, just spit it out. What do you have on me?
Creed Bratton: Why don't I just show you?
[he gives Oscar a DVD]
Oscar Martinez: What is it?
[he inserts the DVD onto his laptop]
Creed Bratton: Well, I don't remember exactly but I'm sure you're not gonna like it.
[Oscar plays the video]
Creed Bratton: Oh, yeah. The sex tape. Okay, there's you. Your little friend. And this is where it gets good.