Regis Philbin: Jason Alexander has electrified the crowd in our studio tonight. He's won $250,000 for his charities, he's two questions away from winning a million dollars.
Jason Alexander: Will you just read the questions!
Regis Philbin: What is it like, Jason, to sit in that chair, as opposed to doing it at home?
Jason Alexander: Oh, this is horrible.
Regis Philbin: Is it?
Jason Alexander: This is horrible. This is where, if they said "How many moons does the Earth have?", you go...
[gets a confused look]
Regis Philbin: It's a trick question.
Jason Alexander: One or two? I, y'know, it just, what you know, just goes away.