The Office (TV Series)
The Lover (2009)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : I hope you're prepared to die in the office, because I am.
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Michael Scott : I have recently taken a lover.
Jim Halpert : Well, that's great.
Michael Scott : Thank you.
Jim Halpert : Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?
Michael Scott : Pam's mom.
[beat]
Jim Halpert : What?
Michael Scott : Pam's mom Helene. Remember, from your wedding?
Jim Halpert : You're messin' with me.
Michael Scott : About what?
Jim Halpert : You did not have sex with Pam's mom.
Michael Scott : Oh, big time.
Jim Halpert : What kind of car does she drive?
Michael Scott : She drives a green Camry...
Jim Halpert : [under his breath] Fuck.
Michael Scott : ...and the seats go all the way down. ALL the way down.