- Pam Beesly: Michael, let me make this *very* easy for you. I could give a shit about your happiness! Stop dating my mother!
- Erin Hannon: They're back!
- Kevin Malone: Oooh yeah!
- [people chuckle]
- Kevin Malone: Jim and Pam!
- Kelly Kapoor: How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?
- Jim Halpert: It was.
- Pam Beesly: It really was.
- Jim Halpert: Really was.
- Kelly Kapoor: [voice cracks] I'm so happy for you!
- Michael Scott: I have recently taken a lover.
- Jim Halpert: Well, that's great.
- Michael Scott: Thank you.
- Jim Halpert: Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?
- Michael Scott: Pam's mom.
- [beat]
- Jim Halpert: What?
- Michael Scott: Pam's mom Helene. Remember, from your wedding?
- Jim Halpert: You're messin' with me.
- Michael Scott: About what?
- Jim Halpert: You did not have sex with Pam's mom.
- Michael Scott: Oh, big time.
- Jim Halpert: What kind of car does she drive?
- Michael Scott: She drives a green Camry...
- Jim Halpert: [under his breath] Fuck.
- Michael Scott: ...and the seats go all the way down. ALL the way down.