Being Human (TV Series)

Cure and Contagion (2010)

Russell Tovey: George Sands

Quotes 

• George : It's not about you anymore, so there's nothing left for you to do. You're like a piece of, um, deadly furniture.

  Mitchell : Did you just call me "deadly furniture"?

• Annie : I've applied for a job.

  George : As what?

  Annie : Well, it's something that I've always fancied.

  George : Well, uh, marrying Colin Firth isn't, strictly speaking, a job.

• Mitchell : [after Annie announces she's applying for a job at the local pub]  Did that just happen?

  George : Well, I think it's good she's moving on.

  Mitchell : No. No, you're right. The disembodied spirit of a dead woman is getting a job in the service industry. What could possibly go wrong?

• Mitchell : Nah, he's not handsome.

  George : Ah, thank you.

  Nina : Why does this always happen when you tell a man another man is handsome?

  Annie : Yeah, i-i-it is possible for two men to be handsome.

  Annie : [looking at George, then quickly adding]  Three men.

  Nina : Although he is really handsome...

  George : Oh, look, can we talk about something else?

  Nina : [in mock-cheerful tone]  I'm a werewolf!

  George : [uncomfortable pause]  I guess he's fairly handsome.

  Nina : Yes, well, let's hope he's deaf as well.

• Mitchell : What happened?

  George : She attacked me, but I managed to fight her off.

  Mitchell : Yeah? You've got lipstick on your mouth.

• George : I was actually looking forward to this, living with Nina. But I'm not sure even... I mean yeah, yeah, there's moisturizer and there's Tampax in the bathroom but it's not like we're having sex. We watch TV and she's just sitting on the other- I mean if she could see the screen from the patio she'd sit there.

  Mitchell : She saw you kill someone. That's aside from all the stuff about us.

• Mitchell : George why are we doing this?

  George : Three times. Three times I've been attacked now.

  Mitchell : We should let them go.

  [George starts upstairs] 

  Mitchell : Be careful.

  George : I think I can handle her.

  Mitchell : I *know* her. Be careful.

• George Sands : It's not about you any more, so there's nothing left for you to do. You're like a piece of um... deadly furniture.

  Mitchell : Did you just call me deadly furniture?