Community (TV Series)
Introduction to Statistics (2009)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Quotes
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Annie : Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.
Senor Chang : Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
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Jeff Winger : It's this campus. It feeds on my coolness. I got no moves anymore!
Senor Chang : Moves? Everything's a game to guys like you. I know one move I bet you've never tried in your life.
Jeff Winger : What is it?
[Chang whispers something in his ear]
Jeff Winger : [strolls over to Professor Slater, sits down and stares into her eyes] Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.
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Senor Chang : [about Professor Slater] Is there a breeze here? Because someone struck out!
Jeff Winger : She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang : Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
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Britta : Nice of you to be here. I'm sure you'd rather be out with your hot professor.
Jeff Winger : Well, it's funny. I enrolled here as a selfish loner, but you and the group have given me a crash course in friendship.
Britta : She blew you off, huh?
Jeff Winger : She's grading papers.
Senor Chang : Professor Slater? She's not grading papers. She's at the faculty party in the cafeteria.
Jeff Winger : Oh, look, it's the eavesdropping matador.
Senor Chang : Are you saying my people are sneaky?