- Mitchell Pritchett: Yes, my sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called "fire and nice." I was "fire," 'cause of the red hair, and Claire was "nice," because it was ironic and she wasn't.
- Cameron Tucker: And Mitchell is still upset because Claire quit the team right before some meet.
- Mitchell Pritchett: "Some meet"? The 13-and-under regional championships; just the Emerald City at the end of my yellow brick road.
- Cameron Tucker: Wow! You did it.
- Mitchell Pritchett: What?
- Cameron Tucker: You made figure skating sound even gayer.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Trying to make amends after Manny defeats Caroline who happens to be an orphan from the children's hospital] So, can we take you and Caroline out for ice cream?
- Denise: We can't. She's diabetic.
- Jay Pritchett: Of course she is.