Community (TV Series)
Debate 109 (2009)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Britta, I'm saying this because I care about you and I'm your friend. You need to start smoking again.
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Annie Edison : Maybe Simmons is right. You really are all sizzle and no steak. You probably couldn't beat him if you tried.
Jeff Winger : What do you mean I can't beat him? You and I are going to study harder than we've ever studied before and beat City College tomorrow.
Annie Edison : Really?
Jeff Winger : No. Who am I? iCarly?
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Jeff Winger : Ugh!
Annie Edison : What's wrong?
Jeff Winger : I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Annie Edison : It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Jeff Winger : I hate it!
Annie Edison : Well get used to it! You're knee-deep in it now, brother. This is debate!
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Jeff Winger : KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE!
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Annie Edison : Oh, you forgot your phone.
Jeff Winger : Oh, I can get another one.
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Shirley Bennett : Be careful, Abed thinks you two are gonna kiss. Ha ha ha! Ridiculous.
[Shirley leaves]
Jeff Winger : Us kissing? That's ridiculous.
Annie Edison : Totally.
[They stare each other]
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Jeff Winger : Now I realize Mr. Simmons' quote was from the great Franz Wickmeyer. Mine was just from a simple desert handyman named Jesus.
[dramatic underscore]
Shirley Bennett : [stands, applauds and cheers] Oh, that's nice!