The Office (TV Series)
Double Date (2009)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face, I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner, and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends, and our kids play together. And I'm happy. And I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but it's enough for me.
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[telling the office how Michael gave her her birthday necklace]
Helene : He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning. Nice way to wake up.
Michael Scott : Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriocity.
Kevin Malone : Because of sex?
Pam Beesly : Kevin!
Michael Scott : Hey, please, Kevin. You're fired.
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Michael Scott : Who is kafkaesque? I've never- I don't know him.