The Office (TV Series)

Double Date (2009)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : [to camera crew]  Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends, so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez, when did everyone get so cynical?

• Dwight Schrute : What's going on in here?

  Oscar Martinez : Andy bought lunch.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, no, really?

  Andy Bernard : Yep, yep. Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness.

  Dwight Schrute : There is no book; there's only a survival guide.