- George: Annie, I don't understand. I thought you were fine with this. Come here, you big silly bear.
- Annie: I *was* fine with "this". When I thought "this" was a notion. But now you're out viewing actual proper non-imaginary houses.
- George: You thought it was a notion?
- Annie: Yes! George, I didn't think you would seriously go through with it. I thought the moment would just pass. You know, like when you decided you were going to wear skinny jeans.
- Mitchell: Skinny jeans?
- George: That was a private conversation.
- Mitchell: Seriously?
- George: It was a moment of madness.
- [at a meeting of the vampires, Ivan is handing round glasses of a dark, blood-red liquid]
- Ivan: Take a drink. Only, uh, alcohol tonight, I'm afraid - none of the hard stuff.
- Robin: One minute I'm standing in the wings watching The Widow Twanky belt out a chorus of La Vida Loca, the next, BANG, flat out on my back with every hair on my body standing to attention.
- Annie: Gosh, that's awful!
- Robin: It was a terrible shock.
- Annie: Yeah, I bet it was.
- Robin: No. I mean literally, it was a terrible shock. That's what killed me. Coroner said as if I'd been struck by lightning.
- Annie: What are you looking for?
- George: The bloody phone charger.
- Annie: Oh, that's in the oven.
- George: Really? Alright. Cheers... What?
- Annie: When you said you were viewing houses I started to hide your stuff.
- George: Why?
- Annie: I thought the more of your stuff I hid then the longer it would take you to leave.
- George: Right. How much stuff are we talking about, Annie?
- George: So what are you, just flinging pottery around like a common poltergeist?
- Annie: Did you just call me a poltergeist? Mitchell- Mitchell, listen to this. This is classic, this is. Go on. Say it to Mitchell, go on. Say it again, go on.
- George: Would you just shut up for a millisecond? Mitchell, Sam and I are viewing a house today.
- Annie: Ha! What d'you make of that?
- Mitchell: He has to view houses. He's moving out.
- Annie: Right. Take his side. You two are just so... gay for each other.
- Annie: [Helping Alan with a psychic reading] Alan, Jimmy has a pretty serious message for her. Um, apparently she's getting married again.
- Alan Cortez: Jimmy says you're getting married again, Orla.
- Orla: Yeah. Well that's why I'm here, really, 'cause I just wanted to check, you know, that he was all right with it.
- Jimmy: I'm not.
- Annie: Oh, he says he's not.
- Alan Cortez: Yeah, he wants you to know that he's not.
- Orla: He's what?
- Alan Cortez: He's not okay with it.
- Orla: And why the fuck would that be?
- Annie: Because apparently her new boyfriend is a massive tosser.
- [Jimmy whispers again]
- Annie: And a sponger.
- Alan Cortez: Because your new man is a massive tosser and a sponger. Allegedly.
- George: It's just I have this thing. It's planned. It's a planned thing.
- Sam: What is?
- George: Um, it's a work thing. It's about every month or so. In Liverpool. Training.
- Sam: Training? You're a hospital porter, George.
- George: Sport training.
- Sam: Sport? You?
- George: Yes me. Sports. What's so? I'm on a sports team. It's toboggan.
- Sam: Did you just say toboggan?
- George: Yep. Yes I did
- Sam: Right. So you and Mitchell, you toboggan. In Liverpool.
- George: Yep. We are tobogganists.
- Annie: Red Robin, this is A1. Let me know when we have FO hedge clearance. Over.
- Robin: Should be about twenty minutes.
- Annie: Do it properly. Over.
- Robin: This is Red Robin. We'll have front-of-house clearance in twenty minutes approximately. Over.
- Annie: I don't think your heart's really in this, Red Robin. Over.
- Robin: Maybe because it's stupid. Over.
- Annie: How's it stupid? Over.
- Robin: Because I'm standing right next to ya. Besides it doesn't even work. They're not connected to anything.
- Annie: Well you are just determined to pick holes in this operation, aren't you?