It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The World Series Defense (2009)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

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• Dee Reynolds : [reading Mac's letter to Chase Utley]  Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run!

• Dennis Reynolds : [walks in on his friends preparing for the Phillies playing in the World Series]  Hey guys what's up?

  Dee Reynolds : How come you aren't wearing your colors?

  Dennis Reynolds : Colors? What are you...? Oh, my God, is today the World Series? I totally forgot... Oh, wait a minute!

  [takes off shirt to reveal "Go Phillies" written on his chest] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Sporting events are the one time it's socially acceptable to go shirtless in public and I plan to be blasting bare chest the whole time.

  Frank Reynolds : You're gonna feel cold as shit up in those stands!

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not going to be feeling anything because I plan to be blasted on grain alcohol!

• Dee Reynolds : Did you write a love letter to Chase Utley?

  Mac : In a lot of ways, yes, I do love him, but that is not a love letter in the way that you're thinking of! Okay? There's nothing sexual or...

  Dee Reynolds : Okay, sounds good. I'm going to read it.

  Mac : Yeah! Read it!

  Dee Reynolds : "Dear Chase..." Oh, shit! There's stickers! My God...

  Mac : Yeah, you gotta jazz it up.

  Dee Reynolds : You sure do.