How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Rough Patch (2009)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : If they can't stand each other, why don't they end it?
Ted Mosby : Neither one wants to be first. They're playing relationship chicken.
Marshall Eriksen : I think Barney ate the relationship chicken.
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Ted Mosby : [Reading the box of one of Barney's porn tapes] "Sex-chitecture"? That is not how you spell Buckminster Fuller.
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Pizza Guy : Somebody ordered an extra large sausage?
Ted Mosby : Hey, one of Barney's videos starts off just like that.
Marshall Eriksen : Hey, guys, Barney's ordering... five of something.
Pizza Guy : [about his pizza being too large for the station wagon] I don't know if it's gonna fit in here.
Ted Mosby : Okay, now you're just quoting the video.