- Mac: Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?
- Charlie Kelly: I suppose you have a problem with that, too?
- Frank Reynolds: Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one. Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. I need some trash to plug up the cut.
- Frank Reynolds: What's the situation?
- Charlie Kelly: I got two cats stuck inside this wall, can't get 'em out.
- Frank Reynolds: Wanna bring in a third?
- Charlie Kelly: I'm thinkin' maybe four.
- Charlie Kelly: You know what happened? I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.
- Dee Reynolds: I don't think there's anything in the laws of nature to support that.
- Charlie Kelly: Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me please.
- Dee Reynolds: No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you!
- Dennis Reynolds: But Mac always does it for me.
- Dee Reynolds: Why does Mac peel your apples for you?
- Dennis Reynolds: He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. He says the skin's loaded with toxins.
- Dee Reynolds: Well, good news. Mac's not here.
- Dennis Reynolds: I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. Please, please.
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.
- Dennis Reynolds: I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I am not *allowed* to eat it with the skin! I am not *allowed*!
- Dee Reynolds: OH, MY GOD! All right! If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me. Give it to me! I'll do it the way Mac insists, okay?
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: Put it this way, if the two of us didn't come together what if one of us were to get into a jam? It'd be silly not to have the other one there.
- Mac: Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous.
- Frank Reynolds: Look, I gotta take a walk, my head is swimming.
- Mac: That's fine. Just make sure you, you know, check in 'cause I haven't heard from Charlie and it is getting late.
- Frank Reynolds: Yeah, right.
- Dennis Reynolds: How was Charlie's?
- Mac: The way they live bro, it's... it's like, uh...
- Dennis Reynolds: Preposterous.
- Mac: Yeah dude, preposterous! I've been trying to come up with that all day! God dude, this is why you and I are such a good team. You know, like I'm a man of action and you're a man that comes up with good...
- Dennis Reynolds: Words?
- Mac: Words, dude.
- Dennis Reynolds: Okay, great. We really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man. You couldn't come up with the word "words"!