Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Hunting Trip (2009)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : And just like that, the one thing I enjoyed about government is clubbed to death before my eyes.
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Leslie Knope : Every November, they let him use their cabin so he can go on a secret hunting trip with all the guys in the office.
Tom Haverford : Not all the guys. He's never taken me.
Leslie Knope : Fine, all the men.
[Enters Ron's office, where he is listening to sounds of turkey calls]
Leslie Knope : . Ron, let's cut the bull. I want me, Tom and all the other ladies included on your hunting trip.
Ron Swanson : Hunting trip? We're doing a trail survey, Leslie.
Leslie Knope : You're literally listening to turkey calls.
Ron Swanson : Is this not rap?
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Ron Swanson : You know Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple months, I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you can come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.